One day I took a stroll through the recesses of my mind
Not looking for anything just seeing what I could find
I came across a hoover climbing up a tree
Looking rather angry and shouting profanities
I searched for it’s wire upon which I could tug
Alas it was cordless and had no fucking plug
I collected the acorns that down at me he threw
I batted them all away with a cucumbers left shoe
I didn’t know that they had feet I’ve never seen them you see
Or that they grew upside down upon a money tree
The ants they were quite big the size of a small bird
Who weren’t as big as normal shrunk by about two-thirds
The birds laid golden eggs all square and glittery
Quite painful for the buggers made their nerves all jittery
There was this fluffy dog talking a man for a walk
And massive flying children delivering baby storks
But that is far too much of this nonsense for now
I am going to go back to mooing like a cow
Here come the men to fit my new anorak
it holds my arms quite tight and straps up the back