I need to make a decision and make it fucking quick

not a matter life or death but it’s making me feel sick

it’s not really that hard this thing I have to do

a very simple choice, is it one or should it be two?

I see the merits of both from my perch on the fence

I must jump to one side before I can commence

as it’s starting to get painful with these splinters in my arse

I need to make a decision as it’s descending into farce

right then, its time I think that I’m there

my massive decision I’m ready to share

Oh shite I’m not ready I was really fucking sure

but I bottled it at the last minute back to the fence once more

I’m not really sure why as this was a simple mission

brought to a messy end by my fucking indecision.